Dear Library Vandal,
If you don't have the ten cents it would take to make a photocopy of the information you wanted in the latest issue of DownEast magazine, please pick up a pencil and paper which are scattered conveniently all through out the library. That way you will not have defaced City of Dover property and stolen information from all the people who looked at the magazine after you.
Aw, man. C'mon! What's with that?
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